Saturday, April 23, 2005

Ooh Ooh-Ooh We, the Wild Night is Calling

Listening to: Van Morrison, Tupelo Honey

Got milk?

Well, bring it to a Genuine Bash only if its squirting 3-ways through a pierced nipple; otherwise bring a bottle of Crown Royal or raspberry vodka with orange juice and triple sec or vanilla extract and paint thinner. Body paint and party hats, whatever it takes until Genuine Jim passes out and the rest of us collect URLs of new finds (and friends) like co-music fiend Ben Padilla, Lalaland, Suzy, Tink, Daxohol, Jayde, and Raeven (among so many others, forgive me if I've drunkenly forgotten you) or turn our inhibitions out for those we already love here in this strange corner of the blogosphere.

Picture a lot of "I LOVE YOU MAAAAAAAAN"s and me getting naked on my webcam. Well, don't picture the latter unless you've forgotten what you had for lunch and you wnat to see it again. And for those of you who fled screaming and blinded, you asked for it.

11 comments:

Genuine said...

Can somebody tell me why I have these panties on my head?

Nino the Mindboggler said...

Don't ask me, dude, I wear boxers...

seeingdouble said...

Moobs!! We demand pictures of the moobs! Preferably painted moobs, let the kids have at it! I'm still wondering who was on the phone last night, you seemed awfully happy to take that call! :)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Now I know why you didn't invite me, at Genuine's Bash, to look through your Web Cam: You were naked, and it was ugly. Who knows, I might have thought you were cute. Probably not.

Nino the Mindboggler said...

LOL, Gene...

Hey, I kept inviting all who wanted to view! But yes, I am hideous (just look at the pic on my page!) so you were better off not asking to view!

Cheers!

Plain Jane said...

I think you were struggling to get in the door as I was heading out - saw your name and then I was gone.

Nice to have bumped into you. :)

Busy Mom said...

Moobs! Moobs!

Betsy said...

Maaann...did I miss All Naked? (I saw partly naked dancing man, though...)

That'll teach me to leave too early...

lu said...

it's morning....do you still respect me?

Lala said...

those were scary moobs, they had stripes on them. No, that was your shirt......Next time we want full frontal, unless I missed it cause I'm in a wussy time zone.

Cinnabar1 said...

How the hell did I miss a party?!? And then you go just rubbing it in while listening to my current most favorite CD in my collection, too. Moob. ;-)