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    Patriside
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    Friday, May 18, 2007

    We Eights it, it burns us….

    Kim – thinking person’s blog; a couple of months ago but it’s been clear that the last couple of months have been blogging desert for me.

    The first rule of the game is to post the rules of the game. Here they are:

    * Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
    * People who are tagged need to write posts in their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
    * At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
    As the world’s worst blogger, I shouldn’t have to explain one damn thing but I will because, hey, I’m the world’s worst blogger and the half-assed excuses for my half-assed life make for some compelling reading. That is, if you’re here because you’re done reading the back of the soup can.

    One of the reasons I haven’t been writing much (aside from not having much other than, “Got up and after I discovered I had to pee, realized I hate to iron!”) is that it’s Spring and the Garden and the lawn calls. Flowers and vegetables to be planted, plots to be rearranged, rocks to be hauled and holes to be dug. Once the hint that Winter was edging towards the past tense, I’ve been ripping out the old and deciding how the new should be arranged, accepting that a hard freeze is part of a Rocky Mountain Spring.

    This is all done at my parent’s house, BTW. My own place is owned by tweakers, my yard full of boxes of dead printer parts and bricks.
    Tomorrow I’ll give you (both of you) a pictorial tour of the work or work-in-progress – I wish I’d had the foresight to do before/after but thank God I didn’t – and you can see my hand hasn’t been idle, in service of the devil, and far too dirty to, well, you know.

    Until then, I need to acknowledge those who have acknowledged me. The first be the Fabulous Kim (and this is WAY overdue – I’m such a schmuck) for nominating me and writing REALLY nice things about me for a Thinking Blogger award. She said:

    Nino the Mindboggler at Patriside. If only everyone could write like this man... It's impossible not to mull over his thoughts, go ahead, go see for yourself.
    Which is a bit like Carson McCullers throwing a bone to a drooling undergrad. I appreciate the award and the kudos. I'll eventfully put that button up when the Zero Boss awards me the $50 Amazon certificate I was supposed to get back in March (what a good month for me!). Kind of cynical on buttons, I guess.

    And on top of that, I need to acknowledge the magnificent MizMell and the hurt she just put on me for this meme thing. Less a meme and more a game, so let's play...

    The first rule of the game is to post the rules of the game. Here they are:
    * Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
    * People who are tagged need to write posts in their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
    * At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

    Here’s mine:
    • Obviously, I love to garden/do yardwork; there's something about a lush, green lawn that gets me going;
    • I'm not one of those PC "freethinker" athiests: my kids believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and watch "Veggie Tales" - they'll figure it out at the end of the day;
    • When we go camping, my children know Orion, Scorpio, Leo, et al, because, at the end of the night, what else are you gonna’ do?
    • Ego narro latin volubiliter; just kidding, I know enough to translate most romance languages, v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y;
    • I have tried to read Ulysses four times and have always been stalled just after the funeral scene;
    • I read Atrios, then DKos every day; Tbogg and Sadly, No! every day because, if you're going to watch the feathers plucked out of a turd chucked under a chin, you might as well do it from a distance, eh;
    • I hate blogs that whine about being tagged but more than that, I hate blogs that just ignore the tag and shift their superior nose to the air to sniff where no one cares whatnot and such.


    Ka-faw, ka-faw, ka-faw... here's your eight:
    Mamacita, Vicki, Landismom, Sarah, Trusty,
    Anne,
    Lauren, and the afformentioned Zero Boss

    I'll email all these folks but I expect a 25% return rate so I leave it to you to wonder WTF happened... cheers!


    Nino the Mindboggler at   5/18/2007 10:03:00 PM     6 Comments:

    Marvelous!
    My girls were raised with the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause and have figured it out. I think you're on the right track! What would life be without a little fantasy?

    Can't wait to see the pics of your landscaping handiwork. Gardening is affirmation that what we do DOES make a difference.

    By Blogger MizMell, at 4:14 AM  

    I, for once, found myself equal to the task!

    We have a few things in common...gasp. Beyond the gardeing, to the Veggie Tales and beyond.

    By Blogger Anne, at 5:47 AM  

    Good to see you back-ish.

    Okay I'll play. It'll give me an excuse to blog.

    By Anonymous sarah, at 6:30 AM  

    Nicely done, I must say.

    I'd have liked the before/after pics, I'm a yard freak yanno. Dad says I'm a yard snob, but that's a load of crap, I just hate weeds.

    Nice to see you posting again,and love that the mood is lighthearted! And I mean that.

    By Blogger Kim, at 9:46 AM  

    Never let it be said that I refused a tag! Gardening is good. Lifting heavy bags of mulch? not so much.

    By Blogger landismom, at 5:15 PM  

    My computer is in the shop, but as soon as it's out I'm going to do your bidding. Because, you know, I always do, my master.

    By Blogger Mamacita, at 11:47 AM  

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