Snot dripping everywhere, down shirt fronts, on the tops of cups, slick and green on the roads. Beh-huh, beh-huh, *snort sniffle snort* this thing is bigger than the Rocky Mountains, much bigger than brunettes in thigh-high boots, and even bigger than the time/space continuum wiped on the side of a chair. You're welcome to it, I'm done.
Update: Everything sucks but at leat I can't smell any of it. Why are my neighbors loud and ugly? They need to be shot.
Update II: The neighbors were gunned down by me but the cops decided it was justifiable. I agreed and went back to bed. Sweet slumber.