Friday, November 03, 2006

Swarm of the fuckup fairies

"Of flesh and bone;
And when through all the town there ran
The servants of Your enemy,
A woman and a man,"

- Yeats

MMMmmm, it must have been in the mid-70s this afternoon, a thrill in November. Nothing else to do but hang out with Zeke in the park, watch him throw sticks in a stream and sand in his hair. Hang and dry in the golden light of a year creeping away like it had pissed in the sink and had been busted.

Too nice outside for the Spongbob marathon, surfing updates of the laughable demise of the Right, conservative cocksucker porn by the hour, “We want you to vote against gay sex while we have some ourselves.” The slackjawed few wondering how far the jaw unhinges before turning toes in a pool of drool and heading back to replace the old rugged cross, broken on the lawn. Yee Haw; k-chunk, bappity bappity-bap bap bap motherfuckers, let’s get stupid, let’s get retarded.

It’s been awhile since I’ve dome political rant so I’ll let Tristero at Tbogg say it (say it sistah):
Which Just Goes To Show You

by tristero

...that the Bush administration is as incompetent at keeping documents secret that (many reasonable folks agree) should be kept classified as they are at everything else.

9/11: Incompetence.
Afghanistan: Incompetence.
Pre-Iraq intelligence: incompetence.
Post-Iraq intelligence: incompetence.
Post-Iraq reconstruction: incompetence.
Katrina: incompetence.
Science and health: incompetence.
Homeland security: incompetence.
Global warming: incompetence.
Diplomacy: incompetence.
Education: incompetence.
Torture and other human rights issues: incompetence.
Nuclear proliferation: incompetence.

What the hell are these people doing still in charge of the United States? What will make this nation catch on that these people are fucking hopeless? What?

Y'know sometimes I think that the only way this country would wake up is if some really high official was shown to be so stupid and inept he accidentally shot someone in the face!

Oh, wait...

5 comments:

Kim said...

lol, LOVED the last paragraph.

~d (tilde) said...

I like that you 'don't hold back'.
This is good.
I feel ignorant.
But this is damn good!
(smooch!)

~d (tilde) said...

OK. I am PRINTING this and I am going to check into EACH issue you brought up. Mainly b/c I am 'embarrassed' that I am not familiar with enough of these issues to make a COMMENT!
Arrgghh!
I'll be back.

Nino the Mindboggler said...

~d (tilde), I hope you DO research each and every issue that I brought up although I think it should be self-evident what a mess Republican control of our country has wrought. However, I strongly encourage EVERYONE to make an informed decision on November 7.

Carrie said...

Amen!